http://www.suckball.com Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:17:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en 1) Solve the whole world hunger problem 2) Find Osama and kill him with my thumb 3) Say "yeah sure" to a random stranger offering you free drugs at a charity concert http://www.suckball.com/oh-and/ I've always wondered how it feels to be the kind of person that knows exactly what they want to do in life. I just turned 24 three days ago, I have a job that pays me way more than I deserve, I earn way more than I can conceivably spend, ... http://www.suckball.com/24-years-young-and-still-with-no-direction/ Biggest fucking faggot? Big Friendly Foot? Binoculars Finding Food? For some reason, my brain does a memory wipe everytime I learn what BFF stands for. Every year or so, I stumble upon "BFF" and can only get as far as knowing that one of the F stands for friends. I suppose I ... http://www.suckball.com/bff/ I'm in a constant battle of trying to figure out whether I want to be normal or special. We can have an endless pointless argument about how because everyone wants to be special, they in end become normal too...but we aren't going to do that. There are parts of me that ... http://www.suckball.com/something-is-not-quite-right/ Was corny. More later. http://www.suckball.com/the-dark-knight/ I'm quite a conservative guy, I avoid sticky situations and I dislike taking risks that are anything lower than 90%, but fate has it that I get into peculiar situations once in a while, such as the one tonight. My boss announces at work today that there's a killing to be ... http://www.suckball.com/drug-dealing-at-1am/ HAHA! It is fixed! Due to my interest in building a new website, I was messing around with WordPress and viola! You now have the girls kissing in the banner once again. *fap fap fap* Thank you, thank you. http://www.suckball.com/suckball-fixed/ HP 17" Laptop, 2.5GHZ, 4gb ram, 250 gb HDD, 512 geforce 8600M GT - $1140 USD Mac Book Pro 17" Laptop, 2.5GHZ, 4gb ram, 250 gb HDD, 512 Geforce 8600M GT - $3350 USD Man, I can't even think of a punchline. http://www.suckball.com/reasons-to-hate-mac-238723622837373219281912-1/ Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Stevelim.net http://www.stevelim.net I love Steven Lim Oh my god I want to fuck Steven Lim. I am a hot 18 year old which chick with dynamite cans and I am hot for Steven Lim. Steven Lim Steven Lim. Please look me up ... http://www.suckball.com/the-greatest-thing-ever/ How are you feeling today? I hope everything is good and well for you, your family, and anyone you have the slightest bit of care for. Anyway, the reason I'm mailing you is because i'm wondering whether you've finally "caught up to me." I know I've done some horrible things in ... http://www.suckball.com/dear-karma/