Don’t you just hate it when you piss into a bottle you’re holding because you’re just too lazy to walk to the bathroom when suddenly you hear the pitch of the piss gets higher, telling you it’s reaching the top of the bottle? (overflow)

So now you have an overflowing bottle of piss, you trying to suck up the rest of the piss because you don’t want it all over your floor with the worry that holding your piss in might damage your chances of having an erection in the future.

God damn small bottles.