I came to realise today why we shouldn’t have sympathy for non-attractive nerds. Here is my story:

There I was, being friendly as ever in my Digital Design lab, asked to build a circuit. Seeing that I have hardly any experience and the not-so-fortunate-looking guy next to me seemed godlike, I asked him for a little nudge to the right direction on what I should be doing.

That scrawny little pimpled fucker simply grunted and muttered something beneath his breath. I first thought that maybe I wasn’t too clear, so I just carried on.

Since he was sitting no more than half a metre next to me, I try a friendly complimentary note.
“How do you know all this stuff?”
to which he replied,
“It’s natural”, taking out his mp3 player and stuffing it in his grubby little ears.

I spent the rest of the lab thinking about how he probably got bullied throughout highschool and always had a crush on that hot girl that never even gave him a glance, and how he fucking deserved it.

I later find out that he’s taken the class before (overheard of course. god forbid he talks to the handsome dude. because looks are inversely proportionate to intelligence right?) and obviously failed it if he had to take it again.

just watch me use your grades to wipe my butt, dickweed.