It all began on a warm Tuesday evening in a little city called San Jose, the relentless sun finally calling it a night a little after 8.

And then Louis stole an air conditioner with his Spanish accomplice.

Said Louis, “I can’t take this fucking heat any longer. Come with me, we’re stealing an air conditioner”
Said Diego, “Uhm, alright”

2 hours, a back ache, and 8 degrees fahrenheit later, Louis decided to tilt the portable airconditioner in a position to ensure proper air flow for optimum cooling. It is about this time that Louis remembered that air conditioners uses the theory of condensation to produce cool air, as he discovered the air conditioner floating on it’s own pool of water.

Now Louis is thinking that it totally sucks to return something you’ve stolen.

Poodles.