I’ve decided there’s a few things I will accomplish sometime before my heart stops beating. Here is one.
1) Sky Dive Naked

EARGH THE BREASTS!

This has to be done before my skin starts to sag, plainly because it’ll be quite gruesome for my excess skin to be flapping on my back during the journey. Plus, saggy testicles flapping on my buttocks should prove to be quite painful. Anybody to join me?

Oh oh, here’s a random thought. Say I drop a chicken/cat/dog/land creature out of the airplane and catch it before it splats….would the animal actually die of fright? Hehe, a bunny would serve a good laugh.

Also, here’s a woman who survived a 33,000ft drop without a parachute after her plane blew up.