James needs your help

I’ve been writing crap on this website for 3-4 years and never made a cent out of it. Anyways I haven’t as yet ever asked for anything, so it would be good if you peoples could help me out with this: i through extreme boredom and randomness decided to enter a contest i saw on tv that was basically 30 people in rocawear freestyling and i thought shit i could do that.

anyway its a lyric writing contest and i would very much appreciate if you could help me out by voting for me. i wrote my entry in about twelve minutes but have somehow been still chosen as a finalist, and to be honest i don’t really know what the prize for this contest is except that it involves “BRITISH R AND B SUPERSTAR ESTELLE” and so hopefully it’ll be something funny as shit like a music video featuring her and i with my awesome lyrics.

anyway vote please!!

follow this link:

http://www.galaxymanchester.co.uk/article.asp?id=261742

and then enter the code “Respect 104″

THANK YOU.

ps. the lyrics aren’t available on that page, but they don’t matter because you’re voting for ME, you’ll have to navigate the site if you’re bothered.

[EDIT] actually i’ll be a good sport, here are my gay lyrics:

VERSE: Take it from someone who’s already been there, You don’t want to rush into a desperate affair, Because the way to someone’s heart ain’t through underwear, Sex can’t manufacture love just outta thin air, There’s gotta be more, you’ve both got to mutually care, Grow to depend on their happiness even when it’s unfair, You think you’re over-weight or a terrible dancer, But there’s no problem to which sex is the answer, Sex is the question and ‘yes’ is only sometimes the answer, And if you get the question wrong it’ll rot like a cancer, So don’t take the chance on hasty romance, Itís excusable to die from aids but not from ignorance You gotta respect yourself and take a stance, Nobody falls in love at the first glance, Donít be so quick to get under the cover, You’ll find there’s one thing that you’re gonna discover, Its not the sex that gives the pleasure, but who you choose as your lover

CHORUS Don’t be afraid of what anyone does or says, Because in the end you’ll be the one who pays, Don’t be afraid to put sex on the shelf, Don’t be afraid to have respect for yourself.

One Response to “James needs your help”

  1. Phat Farm Store Says:

    Phat Farm Store…

    I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you….

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