suckball

You’re going to be disappointed. I’m not going to do all that shit whereby I tell you who I am and what I do and whatever. I believe in the whole idiom that its not what you’re like but what you like thats important.

My favourite music: Sigur Ros, Third Eye Blind, My mother fucker Mos Def, The Pharcyde, Red House Painters, Death Cab for Cutie

My favourite people: Brad Pitt, Gary Oldman, Stephen Jenkins, Dave Fincher, Stalin, Bruce Willis, My mother fucker Mos Def, Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, Hector Cuper, Lillian Thuram, Luc Besson, Batman, Nic Cage, Rivaldo, Will Ferrell

My favourite women: Leah Remini is the hottest, Natalie Portman, Emmy Rossum, Whatever, The one from the Pussy Cat Dolls with the attitude in the Beep video, Jasmine from Aladdin, the woman on the beware of internet sexual predators pop-up, Milla Jovovich, and my girlfriend I guess (Shrimpy Watercress Rosli)

My favourite films: Adaptation, Magnolia, Jerry MafuckingGuire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Transformers the Movie, Heat, The Last Boyscout

Things I hate: Michel Gondry, Uwe Boll, Paul S Anderson, Karl Marx, Paris Hilton, Anyone who has been romantially linked in even the most tenuous manner with Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson, Star Wars/Trek, Chelsea football club, Frank Lampard, people that read ‘about’ sections of websites, THE GUS VAN SANT MOVIE “ELEPHANT” FUCK YOU, most land animals

Here’s a list of some of my favourite stuff I’ve written.

2005’s list of Top 20 Women in Pop Culture :: The Juggernaut Discussion :: My Ultimate Super Duper Preview of the World Cup (this article makes me look like a fucking moron now) :: The Matrix Reloaded Directors Cut and The Matrix Revolutions Directors Cut :: Why Do Bad Things Always Happen in New York City? Racism in Street Fighter