by James

Pretty much all of these pictures were blatantly stolen from www.scarlettjohansson.org, sorry you just really pissed me off by insulting my intelligence, when you tried to protect your images.

Who is Scarlett Johansson? Well, she's the new Hollywood 'Next Big Thing' girl, who entered the fray via her performance in Lost in Translation. Before anyone took any notice, she was in a bunch of shit, including The Horse Whisperer (a shitty Robert Redford vehicle) and Eight Legged Freaks, which can pretty much tell is gay just from the title.

By the way, if you're thinking about watching Lost in Translation, but don't feel like seeing half an hour's footage of Japanese scenery, here the only visual images of interest.

How would you feel if you woke up, and looked to your right, to find...

Pretty fucking good I think.

Those god damn eyes.

Did I mention that I hate Giovanni Ribisi?

More nice pictures...Are there any other kinds?

per·fect  (pûrfkt) adj. Lacking nothing essential to the whole; complete of its nature or kind. Being without defect or blemish: a perfect specimen. Thoroughly skilled or talented in a certain field or area; proficient. Completely suited for a particular purpose or situation: She was the perfect actress for the part. Scarlett Johansson's smile. (example)

I wish I had an audio or a video file, so that people who haven't for some god forbidden reason, had the chance to see Lost in Translation yet. Not that it's a particularly sparkling movie or anything (it shames me that Sophie Coppola won an Oscar for best screenplay, whereas Paul Thomas Anderson didn't for Magnolia), but because you get to see Scarlett Johansson sing.

And she does a particularly sexy rendition of Brass in Pocket.

I think it's the voice. That fucking voice which is so so hot. OMG.

And of course there's the ass.

Last time I post that picture on the website, I promise. But you have to admit, it belongs here. For all to see, Scarlett Johansson's ass in all it's geometrical splendour. Has there ever been a more perfectly shaped posterior? I doubt it, not even Kylie's behind can compare to this biological marvel.

Anyway, that's pretty much all I've got to say on the subject. Hands down, hottest girl around. I don't care who you are, you can't even get near her.

In case you actually do care, she'll be in The Perfect Score and Girl in the Pearl Earring, coming soon. And then later on, some feminist movie with Jodie Foster I believe.

I wouldn't go near Girl in the Pearl Earring with a barge pole (if I had a barge pole) because the trailer looked like a steaming pile of shit coming of age Shakespeare in Love type Colin Firth propaganda vehicle, and in The Perfect Score trailer, she makes out with some guy, and I've already wrecked one TV screen when she kissed Giovanni Ribisi, so...

**By the way, if you are Scarlett Johansson, reading this, please drop me an email. Thank you.