Apple users are a bunch of losers.

Fact.
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So factual that it actually rhymes.

I hate it when people complain about Microsoft  controlling the market, Microsoft monopolizing the market, bla bla i'm boring.

The company that is really monopolizing beneath our very nose is actually Apple and the reason why no one is complaining is because Apple only makes chump change compared to Microsoft. How does Apple monopolize? If you even need to ask me that question, you really are worthless.

 Just from the top of my head, these are the signs of monopolization.

1) Control of product
2) Exclusivity
3) Very expensive
4) Lack or no competition, causing slow evolution/improvement of product/service.

Granted, the Mac OS is an awesome operating system, which throws point 4 completely out of the picture and Apple release awesome products such as the iPod. 

However,

As the Mac OS is exclusively for an Apple ONLY, many software companies prefer to go for the PC market. Check it, Apples only control a pathetic 2% of the PC market. If you were a software company, would you go for the lousy 2%?
Furthermore, there's no doubt about it with points 1, 2 and 3. Oh shit sorry, did I make that too obvious? Apple products are very controlled, forcing you to get Apple monitors, Apple mice, Apple keyboard...shit they'd charge you for "Apple air" if they think of it.

Because of the cut-throat-insane prices they charge for a substandard product (A low end mac would get you a high end pc), this gives way to product exclusivity. Basically, this means that if you own an Apple product, you're upgraded a social-class and thus, you can begin your endless debate about how inferior PCs are, how perfect the Mac OS is compared to Windows and take the road down to head-stuck-ass-loserdom.

Hence, the only people who use Apple products are either spoilt rich kids who know shit about computers and the value of money, or people who know shit about computers and the value of money. Oh, and the people who know shit about the value of money.

"Yeah yeah yeah, Microsoft can suck my dick...it has 28392342 viruses/worms/trojans and crashes everytime you install a product"

*Cough*, that's because the PC market has 98% more people to write viruses/worms/trojans and 98% more reasons for companies to come up with a Windows software instead of Mac. Quite simply, Macs don't crash because all you use on it is Photoshop *yawn*. Oh shit, I really did yawn.

This video here will prove my point...and it rocks.

My rebuttal against the stupid and pointless arguments in your head.

Think about how must faster Mac OS products would evolve if they released their OS (Operating System you fucknut) into the PC world. How awesome it'll be if you could have one of those "Mac OS" on your PC and not Microsoft. Think about how much software/games would be available for the Mac OS.

Instead, we have stuck up assholes with the white earphones (I mean, you NEED them white earphones to tell the entire fucking earth you're packing an iPod), atrocious prices for Apple products/software and worst of all, constant WHINGING AND WHINING ABOUT HOW SUPERIOR THE MAC OS IS.

Mac users
are losers.