I got myself a Bonsai Kitten and a Bonsai Puppy only for $50!

(And the puppy barks in the bottle!)

Please read the attached text first. This post speaks of a supposed "Bonsai Kitten", which is basically putting a live kitten into a bottle so that it becomes square.

> This is so terrible.
> A site that we were able to shut last year has
> returned. We have to try to shut it down again!
> A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells
> kittens that are called BONSAI CATS.
> That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens
> that were put in to little bottles after being
> given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for
> the rest of their lives. The cats are fed
> through a straw and have a small tube for their
> faeces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the
> form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats
> never get the opportunity to move. They are used
> as original and exclusive souvenirs.These are
> the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia
> and New Zealand.
> If you think you can handle it, view
> www.bonsaikitten.com and have a look at the
> methods being used to put these little kittens
> into bottles.

ALRIGHT FOOLS. IT'S A FUCKING MYTH. I DON'T BELIEVE THEY MANAGED TO GET OVER A FEW HUNDRED NAMES INTO THE LIST.
IMBECILES, IDIOTS, MORONS!

What do I know? Obviously more than YOU. FOOL.
http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/bonsai.html
It has been investigated by even the FBI and no charges were filed.

Secondly, you think governments will allow such a site to exist so publicly if they were true? Fuck me, it's like me opening a child porn site and named it www.childpornhere.com

Thirdly, if you find it sick humour, TOUGH. Freedom of speech, heard of that before? I can write that I eat kittens and puppies for breakfast, then proceed to give you the best recipes for puppy stew on my website and you can't do SHIT about it.

Pat yourself on the back if you signed the petition. Great job, with your intelligence, you'll probably choke and die on your saliva.

In fact, everyone who signed the petition deserve to become Bonsai Idiots. Where you shove them into the bottle and plug their anus up. STOP WASTING AIR AND JUST DIE.

"It's no mistake that all instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from earth."

Louis