OSCARS @ ASS

Am I the only person in the world who would rather knock my balls around than spend hours watching the Oscars? Does it make any difference to my life if Movie X won best picture of the year? Or if Britney Spears wins ho of the year?. FUCCCCCK NO.

Make no mistake, it is NOT MTV's fault for broadcasting bullshit, MTV basically gives the public whatever they think the public wants. Think about it, if shit suddenly became a popular food, they would serve shit in a restaurant because they would expect people to eat it

With media releasing blown up stories which make it seem as if someone's life is so fucking interesting, filled with drama, sorrow and purpose. Riggghtttt, and the Blair Witch is real...she's cleaning my toilet as i write.

The biggest story around at the moment, Charlize Theron (I didn't even know her name. What kind of girl name is Charlize anyway? Maybe daddy should've shot mummy for giving her such a shitty name) and her horrific childhood story where her mum shot her dad because daddy was going to kill em all.

"President Thabo Mbeki described the South African-born actress as overcoming the "personal agony" of her early life to "shine" as an Oscar winner. Mr Mbeki recognised the tough upbringing Theron had to overcome to achieve success when he paid tribute to the star. "In this film, we see her drawing on her innate tough-mindedness and her own emotional stamina in overcoming the tragic personal circumstances of her own early life in order to shine," he said in a statement reported in the Cape Times. " - Sky News

I mean, the President obviously thought that commenting on Charlize's performance in the movie was MORE IMPORTANT than solving other problems with his country...you know like, starvation, murder, rape....possibly aids....you know, the minor problems. Because President Thabo Mbeki watches MTV TOO! And his life revolves around MTV!

.....Are the Oscars even played on MTV?

If you think i'm being too crude, YOU are just being too fucking blind to media. Man, at least she's bloody alive....and with a couple of million dollars to have fun with. Why does Charlize's story deserve a whole plethora of attention? Try searching in google "Dead accident today" and find stories ten-folds worse, daily.

Shit, my dad used to beat my mum too, given death threats and done such terrible things I shouldn't even post here. Does that mean I have innate tough-mindedness and madass emotional stamina in overcoming the trraaaggiicc personal circumstances of my early life?

I watch movies for entertainment, which isn't even that often. I don't remember the names of the hundreds of actors out there, the movies they act in or how they played such a wonderful role in whatever-movie because his dog got run over.

Why? Because i'm too busy living my life to care. Even if I spend most of it sleeping, online or just plain vegetating. At least i'm not weeping over some pathetic sad story that has absolutely no relevance to me.

PEOPLE ARE STOOPID

*Just so you know, South Africa has estimated that 4.74 million people are infected with HIV. 22,030 cases of murder in 2000 and is also suffering from famine. Yay from President Thabo! Maybe he'll say something about Justin Timberlake...