How to commit mass murder
I regularly think about how simple it is to kill thousands of people and get away with it. It's really not that difficult. I honestly believe that I could kill anyone I know/wanted to without it EVER linking back to me.
No, i'm not a psychopath. I am a little unusual, but i'm not a psychopath. The reason why I do think about this is that if I can think of such things, someone else could do it too....and that someone else could be serious.
I attended a Chelsea vs Stuttgart football game just two days ago. With an attendance of 41 thousand people, it would be a perfect target for a terrorist, so naturally I expected tight security.
Wrong.
I expected to be stripped, have a full cavity search and even have my anus violated for anything that even resembles a weapon.
Wrong.
I expected some massive killer dogs that eat people for breakfast, roaming around to sniff out bombs/chemical/biological weapons. I expected them massive-killer-dogs-that-eat-people-for-breakfast to gnaw on me...i mean i'm chinese. I probably taste like chicken.
Wrong.
What then Louis, what then?
What did
we have for the safety of 41 thousand spectators? A handful of police
officers without guns. PH33r the elite police who'll beat the shit out of
somebody for carrying a bomb.
Oh and
2 officers on fucking horses. Because horses are way bigger and cooler looking than donkeys or.. mules. Check them out, they look badass, a glowsticks on horses.
No, seriously what the fuck are they expecting? A criminal who can run really really fast? I
guess you can't have them ride a donkey/mule even though they'd serve the
same redundant purpose, because they want to show they really mean
business.
CAUTION: BOMB
And you would probably get away with it. Just remember,
England is currently on a heightened state of security due to the threats
from the Middle East. I'd like to see how England would be like if it was on
a relaxed state of security.
So how do you kill 41 thousand people and get away
with it?
Simple, just do anything. It wont really matter. You
could carry a bomb under your coat with a big sign saying:
May cause death or injuries upon detonation
England on CODE RED: Retreat to
the nearest pub, have a pint of beer and wait for everything to be over.
On a serious note you could smuggle C4 into the stadium by disguising
them as beer cans and place them in strategic places of the stadium. They
would have NOOOO clue. NOOOO clue whatsoever. In fact, I could've done just
that 2 days ago and they would blame it on Osama Bin Laden.
On a serious note you could just randomly slit
someone's neck and quickly walk off in the confusion and get away with it.
On a serious note you could accidentally bump into someone and stab them in the belly and quickly walk off and get away with it.
On a serious note you could open bottles in a grocery shop and proceed to fill it with poison and get away with it. (Careful of cameras)....Think about it, did YOU last check whether the seal was broken when you opened your last bottle?
The possibilities are limitless. I could go on for days
with simple ways to kill people due to the terrible security they have here.
The world is such an unsafe place that if anyone was targeted, it would
relatively simple to kill them.
To everyone I care about...to you,
please take care. Everything that could go wrong, will go wrong. Don't
expect to have a completely carefree life. The angel who watches over you
will get tired after some time, and whatever you thought couldn't happen to
you, will.
To all the other psychopaths - Good luck. The crime isn't the hardest thing to do. It's keeping your mouth shut after. Countless criminals have gotten themselves caught just because they couldn't keep their god damn mouths shut. It's hard not to claim credit for a perfect crime.