Some people just have it all.

Some suckball fan messaged me on MSN last night (fcukfest@hotmail.com) and in closing said something along the lines of "if i had a little brother, I would give him all my money just so he would live his life the way you are...that was a compliment"

Alright. No matter how much life fucking sucks, how you feel like you got the wrong end of the stick, how you feel like everyone is happy except for you.

You should be your own little brother and spoil yourself. What could you have done when you were 18 which you really can't do today? I can name a bitchload of shit that you can't do while you're 18 and you can when you're 25.

Best years of your life is when you're going through University. Because you get squander your parent's money, attend loads of parties and get laid with a different girl every other day?

If you have any sense of morality, the thing that should bug you most is that you're spending money that is not at any point earned by you. Everything i'm going through now is charity which means, i'm no less than a beggar. Everything I get, everything I own, everything I spend is given to me, for fucking free. What is the difference between me and a beggar?

The beggar at least begs for money, me however, expects something for nothing. I too am currently worthless.

Best years of your life?

I hope your balls falls off, dickhead.

If you're female, I hope mushrooms grow out of your hole, slut.

I seem to have gone a little off course there, but all I guess all i'm trying to say is that no one ever has it better no matter how it seems. So what if you have a lousy job that overworks you, you're too tired to go out by the time you finish work and your pay sucks?

Everyone expects fun to come TO them. Fun isn't effortless, people should realise this. Fucking stop complaining that your life sucks and do something about it, get off your overweight ass and make an effort to have a little fun.

Now, with that in mind. Take you car out for a spin at 200km/h. If you come back alive, tell me about the adrenaline rush. I sure as hell have fun doing that.