Louis hates love handles

Firstly, I have no fucking idea why they call it "Love handles". It should just be called "Disgusting fat hanging out side" or "My jeans are too tight"

I don't see why fat-hanging-out-side should ever be given a friendly name. A single word would be enough. Fat.

There is nothing worse than a girl trying to fit into jeans 2 times smaller than they are. I mean, all them jeans are doing is just sculpturing over excessive fat into a nice shape. Here's an idea, exercise.

*gasp* exercise? Unheard of.

Oh and clubbing is NOT exercise. I don't see how consuming alcohol (which probably contains more carbohydrates than you burn off the entire night), breathing in smoke can be labeled as exercise.

No one is born perfect. No one has a toned body from thin air. No one is hot unless they work for it. Sure you could starve yourself so you look like a stick, but that's just stupid. You get saggy skin and saggy tits, you don't want that either.

Summing it up, all i'm saying is. Girls, stop fucking complaining that you're fat and do something about it. There have been countless times girls sulked at me because I said they were putting on weight. And stop putting on tight jeans, though it squeezes your ass together, fat is bound to spew out elsewhere, hence the reason why love handles exist.

Stop thinking you're a gift from god and have the special ability to turn fat into toned shapely muscle. High metabolic rate doesn't last forever either. Your personality probably already sucks, adding fat to that would make you:

worthless