The pickup line experiment
*results at bottom of page
It's been a wonder to men how pickup lines work. At one point in time "Hi
nice shoes, wanna fuck?" was the most successful ice breaking pickup line in
England. How'd they work? We'll never know, but we can find out which is the
most successful pickup line!
What i'm going to do in this experiment is look for random girls (i hope) on
friendster and proceed to give them
one of the four pickup lines I choose from below. If you have any pickup
lines you wish me to include, message me on
fcukfest@hotmail.com
This experiment starts on 30th November 2004, so don't expect any results
til a few days later.
Pickup lines
- Hey, I was just wondering if your father was a terrorist. Because you're the bomb.
- Hey there! I was just wondering whether you were taking any applications for a boyfriend?
- May I please take your picture? I need to tell santa what I want for christmas.
- Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.
Pickup line analysis
It's obvious that pickup line #4 is the most horrific one hence we
shouldn't get much of a response from that. #3 is cute and should be the big
winner....#1 and #2 are just plain dumb, but i'd expect some form of
response from them.
Round one
It says here her name is MiSsYEuNiCe. With an obvious problem
with her capslock key, lets give her pickup line #1.
Response : To be hoped for.
....Like I said, i'm picking them randomly. OH GOD LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
Mich deserves nothing less than pickup line #4
Response : God I hope not.
Contestant number 3, will get pickup line #2....even though i'm tempted to
give her something like "Hi, I'm wondering whether you've ever breathed in a
baby through your nose by accident?"...by jolly that is a huge nose, nothing
a little plastic can't fix.
Response : To be determined.
Contestant number 4....she's really not bad at all, MUCH cuter than any of
the previous contestants....but alas, she's already taken. Whatever the
case, she's not safe from pickup line #3!
Response : To be determined.
*note - I wish to thank friendster.com
for the pictures and I sincerely hope that this article does not offend
anyone in anyway. This article is meant for humour purposes only....oh, and
if you know the person - please don't tell them? it'll just ruin the whole
thing.