How cool people talk

louis says:

james oh james

louis says:

wherefore art thou james

James says:

DUDE

James says:

how are you man

louis says:

not seen you online lately

louis says:

bitch, pay attention to me

louis says:

stop the porn stuff

James says:

it

James says:

's not porn

louis says:

then what're you doing

James says:

i didn't put any naked people there

James says:

closest thing was scarlett johansson's ass

louis says:

wha?

louis says:

nonno

louis says:

i'm saying pay attention to me and stop surfing porn

James says:

ohhhhh

louis says:

idiot

James says:

haha

louis says:

you think i care if you put porn on suckball?

louis says:

dude

louis says:

look at the address

louis says:

SUCK BALL

James says:

im waiting for football to start

louis says:

cool

louis says:

ask me what i'm doing

James says:

what're you doing

louis says:

i'm taking a shit

louis says:

no wait,

James says:

oh mother fucker

louis says:

more like

louis says:

i'm ripping my ass apart

James says:

who the fuck is this ___ guy man what the hell

louis says:

constipation is fun

louis says:

ahahha no fucking clue

louis says:

you're gaying with him

James says:

you need to see a doctor about your ass man seriously

louis says:

you like gaying with people. you must miss me

James says:

that must be it

louis says:

nah, i don't give birth to shit when i'm home. it's the diet here

louis says:

btw, i told you i don't like ____ right?

James says:

oh yeah lol

louis says:

ahhaha

louis says:

fucker keeps trying to add me on friendster i keep declining it

louis says:

finally accepted  tho

James says:

im trying to get people to come to the fuckin site man while you conspire against me by promising the elusive fight three round three and perpetually disappointing

louis says:

so are you arranging some big ass party for me when i get back?

louis says:

like...literally..

big. ass.

louis says:

nah, the round 3 is too short

louis says:

i put the video together

louis says:

the fighting scene is only like

louis says:

10-15 seconds

louis says:

thats why i didn't like it

James says:

i'd be too lazy to arrange a party if Jesus Christ, Gandhi and the guy who invented condoms come back to Malaysia

James says:

well at least let me see it

louis says:

...uhm...guy who invented condoms?...bah, sex in a wet suit

louis says:

they need to invent something cooler.

James says:

hehe

James says:

oh shit i need to go football starting

James says:

ttyls man

louis says:

man, this is almost kinky.

Sitting in the bathroom. Ass hurting,

chatting with muh best friend james.

louis says:

ahhh memories.

James says:

i don't have any toilet memories with you

louis says:

 *WINK*

louis says:

sureee you don't.

louis says:

hhaaahahha

James says:

that must be your gay friend, Jamie

louis says:

later ass pack

louis says:

HAHAHAhAh

James says:

lol

louis says:

.

louis says:

oh shit. you're right.

James says:

lates