I have issues

I wasn't going to write a shit journal today, but I just came from a class and I had my laptop behind me. Reason why i'm writing this journal is because a random thought popped in my head while I was pushing shit out of my ass.

Louis thought "It would be quite sick for me to surf porn while shitting"

Hold on, i'm wiping.

Well, yeah, I then realised that was completely and utterly disgusting. Continuing, I then thought.

"Damn, it's quite disgusting to imagine a girl shitting. Talk about turn offs"

That's right. Girls, from now onwards, you don't take shits. Your bodies are so efficient that they can break down any form of food to piss. Hell, diarrhoea doesn't even exist for women. Diarrhoea for women = loads of piss.

I like living in my own little world, where guys surf porn while shitting, and girls don't need to crap.