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Welcome to my shit archive
What is your shit archive about Louis? Well, it's basically a collection of my shit journals. What is your shit journal about Louis? My shit journals are the writings I do in the toilet, with my laptop, on my lap. Whoa, are you serious? Yeah. I don't see any new updates, what happened to your shit journals? Well, somebody (cocaine) told me it was uninteresting. So I thought...ahhh fuckit. No one reads it anymore anyway. So I stopped bringing my laptop to the toilet......and my laptop started to smell. So why start again? Because a couple of people have been asking about the shit journal, and where has it gone. Messaging me on msn (fcukfest@hotmail.com) asking me to shit once more. How long do you usually spend in the toilet? I take an extremely long time to shit. I'd roughly say 5-15 minutes. I think I have a constipation problem thing going on as I usually bleed after i crap, which probably explains why I take so long to shit. You're too cool Louis I know.
Types of characters in competitive sport. Again, Hilarity ensues
Louis gets a new awesome toilet seat
Louis talks to james while shitting. Hilarity ensues Louis
gives birth to a child...anally
Shitting while thinking about Keira Knightley
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