IT IS THE TIME OF THE WEEK! When shit goes mobile, and wireless. Hello there, this is Louis and you're currently riding with me on the toilet bowl while i'm releasing a combination of bile/fibre/something smelly which is usually referred to as

Shit.

Well, anyways. It's been quite a cool week. Why is it cool? Because class hasn't started yet. It feels as if i'm on holiday more than it feels like i'm here to study.

That is bad.

Nonetheless, nights here are starting to become dull already. Most of my nights revolve around sitting at some random place and talking about endless things till about 2am. That's when everyone goes to sleep and I stone in front of my laptop.

*Warning. Please do not read under this line as it may contain disturbing and explicit language/descriptions.

I'm shitting a whole lot more often now. I've never eaten regular meals for at least 5 years or so and now, all of a sudden, i'm almost eating 3 meals a day! Usually I take shits every 3 days or so, but all of a sudden, I felt an urge to shit in 2 days! Excuse me while I wipe.

Alright. Though i'm done, I feel I should write one or two more paragraphs as it will be quite pointless if my article was so short (I'm suffering the smell of my own faeces just for you!)

There's a guy in my university who looks exactly like Heath Ledger. It's quite cool and i'm jealous at the same time. He stays right opposite my room and he seems like a nice guy too. I hope that he's a dumbass, just to make things in life fair.

Alright. I must've eaten something nasty, because it came out nasty too. It's time to leave :)