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Subject: Fwd: FW: Fwd: FW: if u delete this u hav no heart! i swear!

> > > Hello, My name is Krista Marie and I have anew born baby named
Natalie.
> > She
> > > means the world to me, and just resently, the doctors have

discovered
> that
> > > my little Natalie has Brain Cancer. Unfortunatly my husband and

I
don't
> > > have the money to pay for the bill. But my husband and I have

worked
> out
> a
> > > deal with AOL and they have agreed to give us 5cents to each

person
> that
> > > recived this e-mail. So please, forward this to everyone you

know,
and
> > help
> > > out my little Natalie and I.
> > >
> > > Krista Marie

*Winds up*

Do you HONESTLY believe that AOL would have nothing better to do than to give 5 cents to the poor poor unfortunate couple for every person that receives the e-mail? If you do, stop wasting my precious air and just fucking die.

So maybe you think that there might be a slight miniscule possibility that this e-mail is in fact true and every email received will magically make the couple 5 cents richer....I mean all it takes is just a minute of your time to mass send this compilation of utter shit to the people on your address book to give this little baby some hope right?

Alright you fucking ninnies, let me explain something to you. THINK for a second before you actually send these e-mails out. HOW IN THE WORLD IS AOL MEANT TO TRACK DOWN EACH AND EVERY E-MAIL SENT AND RECEIVED? YOU THINK THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME THAN TO GIVE 5 CENTS TO RANDOM PEOPLE FOR EVERY E-MAIL PEOPLE RECEIVE?

Oh. You guessed it. You're a moron. They don't! Because if AOL was giving 5 cents to every unfortunate soul in the universe, they would be B-R-O-K-E. Understand?

In fact, all of you are making some e-mail spammer richer everytime you forward this godforsaken e-mail. How? Look at ALL THE ADDRESSES ATTACHED to this chain-fucking-mail. By forwarding this e-mail, you're giving some asshole (who is making a living out of flooding e-mail addresses with advertisements on penis enlargement) an ACTIVE E-MAIL LIST. So all he does is just make lame ass chain-mails such as this, sends it out to you MORONS, and receives a HUGE e-mail list of MORONS he can make a profit out of.

Such as yourself.

Do the world a favour and just die, please?

Louis
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