Mary Jane Watson was cornered by a group of Backstreet Boys rejects who wanted to rob her because this is a family film, although this isn’t a family website so lets call a spade a spade they wanted to rape her. Anyway, Spidey shows up, lays the smack down and then engages in the most iconic kiss our generation’s time.

That The O.C.’s flagrant rip of this moment could only tarnish its memory a little bit is testament to how great this scene actually is. It’s also pretty lucky that this scene actually played out like it did because had Spidey been stood up in front of her when they kissed there’s a pretty high chance he would have been stabbed in the heart by Kirsten Dunst’s HUGE POINTY nipples.

Sam Raimi has been invincible since Army of Darkness and everything he touches and will every touch is gonna be gold in my book. Although as IF you wouldn’t tear off the mask. There is no way you wouldn’t.

This scene has everything our generation looks for in a good scene; a superhero, good lighting, rain, a cool costume, a red-head and a dress that cannot contain the nipples beneath it. I’m not really sure what else you’d want. Maybe Kanye West getting anally raped in the background by Kid Rock.
By the way, if anyone who reads this knows Louis in person (Kitty this means you) or would like to petition by way of comments or something, please tell him to update because I feel like I’m holdin the fucking fort down on my own.