I hate Jack. He’s that self-righteous fucker who always thinks he’s right beause he wields the mighty tool of science. I’m not sure how many more times people are going to have to see visions/crash on a magical island/have his father’s body disappear from its coffin before he realises he’s a moron. Even that gay dude in love with his sister would rather kill himself than have Jack try and save him.

It’s been two whole seasons when he’s not done one redeemable thing and its got to the point where my hatred for him has become stigma. I hope he survives because he’s needed for medical aid and to remind me why a career in medicine was not an option. There’s no way back for him, two seasons of shit behaviour is enough and he could open his mouth and have Jesus walk out and it would do nothing for me.

I also hate Charlie because I know that in real life he is dating Evangeline Lilly. What the fuck is up with that. You’ve got Jack who even though I despise is mantastic, you’ve got the Sawyer dude and hey if you don’t want to date someone from the show how about everyone else in the world. He’s not even the most attractive of the hobbits in Lord of the Rings. He’s probably third, just above the one that drops the skull down the well. I’m pretty sure there’s an orc in the Helmsdeep battle scene that had better bone structure too. Oh yeah and he is fucking annoying and a borderline psychopath.

He also has the acting ability of a crayon. Which is unfortunate because almost everyone else on the show can act really well. All he ever seems to be able to do when someone gets pissed at him and its time for him to portray emotion is shout really loud and then look at his drug stash for five minutes which is about as good as being able to stand still when trying to act out a tree.

Michael is also a twat. Desmond has spent most of Season 2 trying to sail away from the island and now Michael sells out the three most interesting members of their camp so that he can get his son and what? try and sail away. Seeing him wash-up back on the beach in the forthcoming season is a fucking no-brainer. I hope they kill him and eat him for being in The Matrix Reloaded and also for the betrayal thing. He also is so fucking dumb that he believes the computer in the hatch is in direct connection to one that the Other’s happened to grant his son access to. Jesus. Plus oh yeah he killed two female characters. Great job, Mike.

I also don’t like his mouth. There’s something wrong with it. I swear. It might be the Lost secret, just the biology of the alignment of his mouth. Plus, how about some parenting tips from Michael aka Super Daddy: When your son doesn’t listen to you and generally hates everything about you, here’s what you should do to establish respect and show him how much you love him:

DON’T: Tell him you love him, or that you faught tooth and nail to keep him
DO: Stop him hanging out with the only guy on the island he likes (he has knives) and throw his comic book on the fire.

Claire stop fucking whining. So you’re stuck on an island, I think that any shit you might be going through might just be making up for the fact that the baby you’re holding in your arms is probably the fucking anti-christ. Plus when she smiles she kind of looks like one of the aliens in AVP.

Also, I knew I left someone out in my last post. I deserve to be crucified for leaving out Cassie.