Day two and I have failed. Oh woe is me.

Anyway, back to business.

I thoroughly enjoy watching people who are/were in dysfunctional relationships give advice on how other’s relationships should be like, oblivious to laughter that follows. It’s like taking advice from Hitler on how to become a humanitarian, even Hitler himself would think “Dude. Maybe, just maybe you’re asking the wrong guy”. Then again, he could’ve suffered from the same disillusion that makes these people believe that others would take heed to the shitfest that spew, ever so flowingly from their mouths.

Oh don’t even get me started with religion, beer drinkers, vegans, smokers and apple (yes you) users.

Here, inhale deeply to this ‘ere can of cyanide.

Note to self: Diet soda does contain high amounts of caffeine. Stop wondering why you’re unable to sleep, you’re a caffeine lightweight.

It’s just a matter of time my precious, oh and you too babe