This is just a quick message to let people know that I am still alive and that I’m not laying off my writing duties, just that I’m living with my girlfriend in a house that has no internet access. It’s like she’s a cave person.

I hear it’s like 3 weeks until the Transformers teaser comes out which is fucking mad. Not like I’llk be able to see it anyway. And also the ending to X-Men fucking blows. And pretty much every single line Wolverine says. I have so much to say about X-Men about how they absolutely ruined Juggernaut and how Rogue makes me want to inflict pain on myself and how watching any scene with Cyclops in it is as stimulating as when your girlfriend wants you to watch Sweet Home Alabama and like whats with that stupid mutant who can run really fast and basically makes Cerebro obselete so where was she in the last two movies. Also if you weren’t sure already, both Iceman and Pyro are fucking faggots.

Anyways keep it real