1) I hate how my entries have become “blog” entries

2) I realised that NOTHING is good enough for me

3) Ever wonder how many people hate you for the annoying things that you do, that you’re oblivious about?

4) Having nothing good enough for you annoys others

5) People should leave Iran the fuck alone, including the pope.

6) Many of the art/history/english/business majors i’ve met believe they’re beyond intelligent because they know how many pimples King Henry the VIII had on his buttocks and usually use phrases like “You don’t KNOW what President Lincoln did whe…..” as if it is absolutely vital knowledge.

7) Many of the art/history/english/business majors i’ve met bring their laptops into the computer lab wondering why their laptops no longer work after clicking a “OPEN THIS FILE AND GET $1000 DOLLARS!” file. They also like forwarding emails that promise 2000 years of bad luck if they don’t, not realising that someone is collecting those emails for junk mail.

Many of the art/history/english/business majors i’ve met are hot and generally have pictures of themselves in a bikini on their laptops.

9) Many of the engineers/science majors/math majors i’ve met stay in the computer lab because it’s the only place they can “bully” people and regularly fantasize about one day getting the highschool bully to work for them.
10) Many of the engineers/science majors/math majors i’ve met love anime, because they keep thinking that one day life will become like the anime and they will grow long blue hair, have eyes bigger than their nose, be gorgeous and cool.

11) Many of the engineers/science majors/math majors i’ve met are unfortunate in the looks department.
12) I am one of the very few exceptions.

13) Many of the engineers i’ve met are Indian.

14) Many of the CEOs and the top rankers i’ve met and read about are engineers.
15) There is a mirror on the back of my door and I glanced at myself while walking back into my room and I realised why people (guys included sadly) love to grab my ass in a club.

16) I have extraordinarily short legs. Which means my tightass only looks good in pants that make my legs seem long enough.