So my laptop decided to fuck up on me, the very weekend I needed to hammer down to study for an exam, that could very well extend my stay in San Jose State University for an additional year, possibly even more.

I go out to get myself some food on a scooter, got the wheel stuck on a pavement, and ate the dirt, possibly fracturing my big toe.

I finally decide to use the computer lab, and there’s a bbw here on the phone, talking to her friend who is throwing out her boyfriend…(well ex now) because he cheated on her. And then her other friend calls to tell her that she got robbed at gunpoint, and her car is stolen.

Seriously.

Seriously?