Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Stevelim.net http://www.stevelim.net I love Steven Lim Oh my god I want to fuck Steven Lim. I am a hot 18 year old which chick with dynamite cans and I am hot for Steven Lim. Steven Lim Steven Lim. Please look me up Steven Lim.

I’m not sure how Google works, but I desperately, desperately hope the magnificent Steven Lim finds this page. One second looking at this guy’s website (http://www.stevenlim.net) tells me this guy is googling himself every fucking day, so hopefully somehow he gets here. For those of you who don’t know who this guy is, fear not, I myself only about ten minutes ago stumbled upon his majesty. He is basically the best looking guy in Singapore, if not the world. He also wields the English language with the kind of accuracy a drunk shows a fucking urinal, but it’s all just part of his charm. Check out the video that won me over:

As you can see there are two major burns:

1. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

2. You sucks, you sucks, sucks, sucks sucks etc

Also, if this guy isn’t eating cock every night I will be flat out stupefied:

Steven Lim I hate you. Hit me back, man. Chew my ass out like the bad ass you are.