Because everybody loves a shit story right?

I started sleeping with this girl, say no more than 2 or 3 days, known her for less than 2-3 weeks.

One morning, I felt some gas in my tummy, so I did a little butt turn so I wouldn’t make a noise, and low and behold, I let out brown piss from my ass.

Obviously it stank like death, and so I rushed to the toilet (she was still asleep) for some wet toilet paper, and began silently scrubbing away.

She woke up suddenly and asked what was the smell, I haven’t disposed of the toilet paper yet, so I had to quickly brush it off brown stained paper off the bed and claimed that the rubbish truck just drove by.

Never a dull moment.