In the past 3 days I have consumed the following:

1. 10 Packets of mamee. 2 days before that, I consumed 5.
2. 4 Pieces of cadbury orange chocolate.
3. 1 Packet of twisties. Bbq curry. Naturally
4. Some kind of prawn square chips.
5. 2 tubes of mentos. Grape and strawberry.
6. 2 packets of nasi lemak.
7. Countless cans of isotonic drinks.
8. A can of sprite.

All this and a massive 0 count on the fruits and vegetables. Yes ladies and gentlemen, i’m out on a mission to look 50 by the time i’m 25. Bald, wrinkly and flaccid.

p.s - I’m sure you people are overwhelmed by the fact that you can’t post comments because there’s a problem with the site, but just deal with it and all will be well soon.