Went through my old photo albums, and lookie what I find.

Nothing incriminating…yet.

Awww, back to when my eyes used to be the same size. Oh well, lets move on to the last picture.

WHOA! I never realised how indecent my trunks were back when I was in school. Fuck, it takes pure bravery to go to a swim meet with stripper tight underwear. My gonads look like Val Wilder’s dog’s testicles!

I think I came third in that race. Any half wit could tell you aerodynamics was clearly not on my side.