I read websites saying that “nigger” or “morals” is the most loaded word in language, well they’re far from being right. The word “ever/never” is far more loaded than Bill Gates’ pockets filled with his assets in pennies.

The word alone implies eternity - infinity, time without end….and last I checked, “time without end” is painfully long time.

So if the word alone implies something that math can’t quantify, imagine mixing it up with words such as forever, never….and putting them into sentences. Such care has to be taken when someone uses sentences that contains these words, as they need to be prepared to stick with it until their dying day, lest they be labeled hypocrites…unless they don’t care of course.

With that being said, here’s a few i’m confident about:

I will NEVER have a sex change.
I will NEVER pee on my poop, and feast on it later.
I will NEVER have a 12″ penis.

and last but not least,

I will NEVER abandon suckball.

Yes, though the images a naked transvestite peeing (squatting mind you) on shis(?) poop and eating it with a knife and fork disgusted you for a moment, i’m certain the last one grabbed your attention faster than getting ice water poured on you in your sleep.

I will keep to that promise, even though the updates will indubitably get scarce through the years, I enjoy writing, and there’s no other place with a greater audience than the internet…and come on, SUCKBALL.COM will become premium property 50 years from today.

The weekend is finally here. It’s time to…PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTtttttt—stay at home!