“Uh oh” - (ICQ) and Excess Floods?
Now we have killer IM applications that boasts instant fly abilities and holographic projections. I’m waiting for them to invent a smell-a-tron, so you can smell your girlfriend’s room through the computer, and ask her why her room smells like sex.

On a completely unrelated issue, Two days ago, I dreamnt I ate shit.
Well, not exactly. I decided it was a good idea to shit in a bathtub, because I was too lazy to go to the potter. I mustn’t have eaten much fibre in my dream, because the shit simply wouldn’t go down the drain. I then decided to clean it by bobbing for it with tissues in my mouth.

I honestly woke up thinking, good god, my mouth tastes like rainbows.