Ever notice how the sentences that begin with, “No offence” and “With no disrespect”, is usually followed with something totally unpleasant.

For example:

• “No offence, but you’re such a whore you put the “ho” in whore.”

• “With no disrespect, but I’d rather chew off my testicles than to spend another moment with you”

Or even

• “Please take no offence when I say that you are the most incompetent person I have ever met”

Nothing interesting happening here….well, except that James has sold out and is now writing for an entertainment company online for an undisclosed amount of stamps,(Legal tender!) and will not be updating regularly any more.

Oh and that I went to a Third Eye Blind concert on Tuesday and it was nothing less than OMFG-THIS-IS-FRIGGIN-AWESOME-OH-GOD-IS-HE-STARING-AT-ME-I-THINK-I-MAY-HAVE-GAY-TENDENCIES-FOR-THAT-MAN. Yeah, totally stoked that I finally saw a band that I’ve been listening to religiously for the past decade.

Here’s my current favourite song from them: Narcolepsy (Please delete after demoing)

And four half naked girls who took their picture for suckball