I was wondering about the things that could possibly keep me at work on a Friday evening. They are:

1. Complete dictatorship of all living and non living things on earth. All who are not able to greet me as “Emperor Louis” will be destroyed.
2. 100:2 Female to male ratio situation.

Needless to say, here I am at work. And if you even dare ask me which one of the two occurred, destroy thyself.

Anyway, here I am with potentially sufficient milk to feed the starving children of Africa, all in a single room! Heck, kill two birds with one stone, toys AND nourishment. Food and fun all in one awesome package.

Enough of my horribly sexist comments. Let me tell you about my awesome day, because you simply have nothing else better to do with your life, so why not.

Firstly, I just decided that Logitech is one of the coolest companies to ever exist. Simply because they gave me a free Logitech Dinovo Media Desktop Laser that’s worth a whopping $200 USD.

I recently acquired the old version (back then worth $100) which decided to fail on me. A short (hah) 40 minute talk with the a Logitech Technician and they realised that the best form of action is to send me the latest model because they’re horribly sorry for their product failing on me. Whaaa? It’s like getting an easy lay, cept much better!

So yes, Logitech is awesome.

Moving on.

I came to realise today that my list of “Life’s greatest pleasures” contains

• There is nothing more satisfying that relieving oneself from an imminent explosive diarrhoea.
• Compliments on my clothing. *Giggles*

Finally, on a totally unrelated issue. The next time someone compares human and animal behaviour, i’m going to gobble them up just to mate with their mum.