World Cup 2006 Preview :: SPAIN
It was not long ago that Spain faught their way into the World Cup, having to beat Slovakia in a play off. And now they’re seeded ahead of the doom train of Holland and have scored a stupidly easy group. Saudi Arabia, Tunisia and Ukraine are hardly world class opposition. What a bunch of bullshit.
DEFENCE
At the back Spain have always been weak. Salgado is a huge cheat and one of the most consistant righ backs in the game, but outside of that the only other good defender they have is Carlos Puyol. Although thats not saying a lot because whenever the ball moves into his half he is on permanent berserker rage and will quite literally fuck your shit up. Sergio Ramos is nowhere near good enough yet and Del Horno has been off for ages.
MIDFIELD
I’m a Valencia fan so I’ll sing David Albelda and Ruben Baraja all day. But if I was to be honest, you’d have to play Xabi Alonso who could thread a killer pass through a midget’s legs. On the wings Joaquin is about as useful as a handbreak on a fucking canoe nowadays and Vicente is doing nothing and liking it. The only plus for him is that Jose Reyes is currently unable to do anything outside of fall down, bitch and end any potential an Arsenal counter-attack had.
ATTACK
Raul is injured. Morientes couldn’t hit water if he was stood on the bottom of a river and waiting for Torres to get a shot off is like waiting for the polar ice-caps to melt. Fortunately David Villa is currently tearing everybody up. I’m not even kidding. I watch pretty much every Valencia game and the man is a beast. He’s the only person in the league who is even within touching distance of that intergalactic figure Eto’o calls a goal tally and he’s pretty much the only reason Valencia are second seeing as how Ayala has been out for months and Aimar can’t seem to go three consecutive games without an injury.
MAIN THREAT
The midfield I guess. Or maybe the fact that if you score against them, Puyol might jump on you and monster rape you behind the corner flag. The main threat to the Spanish people is the fact that their manager has about as much imagination as the entire cast of Finding Neverland minus Johnny Depp or the faggy kids and refuses to acknowledge that Ivan De La Pena is the best creative midfielder in La Liga outside of Ronaldinho, Zidane and Riquelme. They should be playing a 4-5-1 with De La Pena in the hole behind Villa.
* I tended to get a lot of positive feedback from the original world cup article I wrote, so im just gonna do a bunch of these for all the major teams in the tourney up until it begins in the summer instead of porting over the original article. Â
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