I’m sure you people have seen the trailer for X3 by now. I recently found out from my girlfriend that Australia is behind in terms of cinema releases and as such I probably wont be able to see it on opening day which is a serious problem for me, but all that takes a passenger seat to:

GLORIOUS.

Wow. I’m pretty sure that’s a reason to go see the movie all in itself. That’s apparently Psylocke although she looks nothing like she’s supposed to but lets be honest THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING CALL. It looks like serious effort actually is being put into dealing with the Anna Paquin factor. I might actually retract everything pejorative that I said about X3 if thats not just a good picture. Jesus. She looks like Michelle Yeoh except hotter, not stupid, not in Malaysia Truly Asia commercials and not previously starring in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon oh my god they’re flying in the trees this must therefore be the best film i have ever seen.

Want to see something funny?

LOL. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? That might just be the most stupid thing I have ever seen. It just looks complete wrong. It’s like in Matrix Reloaded when we saw a million more Zionesque people with the mad skillz it was just wrong. God I hate that picture. And speaking of no brainers:

HMM WHICH ONE SHALL I CHOOSE? ASIANESQUE CUTIE OR ANNA ‘OH MY GOD MY EYES MY EYES’ PAQUIN?

Yeah. I hate this movie already but I still maintain steadfastly that whether it sucks or not I will still watch it as soon as is physically possible and love it regardless just because its about the X-Men. And maybe because of that woman who plays Psylocke.

I also read today that the guy from Maroon 5 dumped Jessica Simpson. By a text message no less. AS IF THAT EVER HAPPENED.

Listen to:
Panic! At the Disco - “I write sins not tragedies”